This really is news for storage jars

Or diversion safes, anyway. Alert readers will recall that Pepsi recently won a case against a distributor of diversion safes. It now appears that Michael Vick, whose other troubles are well-known, was earlier caught in an airport with "a water bottle with a hidden compartment that smelled not of water." So I guess that drug association is more widespread than I had assumed. Fortunately for Pepsi, most of the reporting just says "water bottle," but The Smoking Gun reveals that, yes, it was a modified Aquafina bottle. Humorous picture here.